Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

budget teaching

When the teacher is too lazy to do their job so they just make the class watch a Youtube video explaining the topic.

"Ms. Grayham didn't even teach us anything. She just made us watch a shitty Youtube video. If that's not budget teaching then I don't know what is."

by read_words_kids August 2, 2021

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021

Nike Techian

I don’t think people understand how much I love you. I love it when you smile, the way you eyes light up when you see your friends. The set goal to protect your family. The fact that you care. Sometimes I stop and wonder do people really know what’s wrong with you, what you’ve been through. Do people really know the real you or just the you that comes to school, gym, Americana, and soccer with a smile on your face. I wonder if you’ve ever opened up to someone about the hard feelings. Letting someone in at all? Even though I make fun of you I really love you I notice the small things that you do the way you quickly glance at other when they do something wrong. I notice the smallest things you. You piss me off so much but I can’t help not to love you. And I’m sure you know it too.

Elina: Nike Techians eyes are so pretty
Sophia: Putins better
Ella:Frick no cauliflower are better

by Elinuka April 16, 2023

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016