Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.
Person A: Hey whats up dawg?
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
by CraftyTiger Inc. September 2, 2009
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length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'
-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!
a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.
the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...
the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
by michael foolsley July 4, 2012
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Shelfield is a small town on walsall where pretty much everyone is a fucking cunt wearing adidas.Most of the girls in this town are fucking broke goes that lose there virginity in there primary schools. All of the boys are fucking twats with a retarded hair cut that think there here. Most people that live here live in a shit neighbourhood. Every parson 12+ Probabely smells like tobacco or weed.
" Bruh don't go to shelfield everyones a twat that bites there lip on musically and uses every filter on snapchat "
by WeedSmokingHoe April 10, 2017
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friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
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Get the shelfed mug.When two men engage in double penetration (DP) of a female the man in the top hole is going "top shelf".
Dude, I'm down to DP this chick with you but I'm calling top shelf all the way. I don't want your bag slapping all over me.
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