Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging
Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.
by Carder March 4, 2007
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by smuffed October 24, 2009
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the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 16, 2004
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Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.
by Adam Daff April 15, 2011
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Get the Smuf mug.the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.
nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."
Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."
Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
by ucsmut February 22, 2010
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by PozzaJ May 25, 2006
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