smeef

A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef

1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"

by Scrappy McSmeefy January 19, 2009

Smuffocate

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"
"I was smuffocated last night"
"How do you smuffocate a person?"
"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

by Baby Pee April 24, 2008

Smuffy Buff

The definition for your one true love, usually stated when drunk. Smuffy Buff is not to be taken lightly as it describes strong feelings.

"Bob Dole is my Smuffy Buff"

"I heart Alex Trebek, he is my smuffy buff"

by mushroomdinosaur February 4, 2010

shmeff

To smoke, vape, etc.

I love this new vape it's so easy to shmeff on it

by izzyfuld November 25, 2014

Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

skeff

someone who acts or dresses like a dickhead, prik, wasteman or pussy

dont dont rude blud i aint no skeff u know

by PK Mercle August 20, 2008

papa smerf

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.

Papa smerf is my bitch, yo!

by thekkibs July 15, 2004