A bald Randy is when you poo on a bald man's head. After this you then lick it all up and vomit on his cock. Then you give him a sloppy blow job and tongue kiss him with a mixture of vomit, poo and cum in your mouth.
by Garythegreatandpowerful June 5, 2020
Get the Bald Randy mug.When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
by RobJeremy December 21, 2020
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by Retardedpostrandy July 5, 2022
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by justin August 17, 2004
Get the randy orton mug.A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.
by Terry Murray June 21, 2010
Get the Randy Jones mug.An artist who has a different perspective than others on multiple things, she gets along with most everyone and does not openly judge. She has a general humor and is good at understanding you, usually making her the neutral friend in fights. Although she is friendly, she is also stubborn at times, aggressive, strong-willed, and very loyal to what she believes in. She most likely has a mental illness or slight insanity, but hides things from others and remains independant. She is a creative and good liar/actor. Randylin makes a great listener, but does not know how to heal a broken heart, seeing as she herself has one.
Human: I'm sorry I hurt you for the fifth time.
Randylin: I forgive you.
Human: Why do you want a guy who treated you like trash to be happy?
R.Lin: Because I love him.
Human: I don't understand how you can do that..
R.Lin: I don't give life the pleasure of beating me. I show the world I'm stronger than everything that makes me sad.
Randylin: I forgive you.
Human: Why do you want a guy who treated you like trash to be happy?
R.Lin: Because I love him.
Human: I don't understand how you can do that..
R.Lin: I don't give life the pleasure of beating me. I show the world I'm stronger than everything that makes me sad.
by xXRodneyLimeXx December 31, 2010
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Bartender, can I have a randy roadrash for the beautiful woman who followed me here, and a beer for myself?
by Matty Grey March 29, 2015
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