A normal tuesday

When you finish the whole bottle of wine before you finish the appitzers
Rachel: I just finished my whole bottle of.wine before my dinner came out.

Corey: oh a normal tuesday...
by Frach May 13, 2018
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Normally drugs

What someone says when asked a question they may not know the answer to.
Jack: "Sally, what did the indians use to make such cool arrowheads???"
Sally: "Normally drugs."
by RawrMeansILYinDino January 13, 2011
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normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.
"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."
by WAG IV January 29, 2010
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having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."
by the birds and trees December 22, 2018
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feeling normal about

An expression which is counterintuitively used to indicate extreme obsession/hyperfixation about something or somebody.
"I'm feeling normal about glaggleland recently, you know, this theme park is so joyous!"
by QParrot May 08, 2023
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Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?
by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022
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Perfectly normal beast

Perfectly Normal Beast

A quadriped with rather odd migratory habits that grazes across the Lamuellan land, providing sustenance for its inhabitants and sandwich meat for the Sandwich Maker. A Perfectly Normal Beast is a bit like a cow, or rather a bull. Kind of like a buffalo in fact. Large, charging sort of animal. They come from a point slightly to the east of the Hondo Mountains, where they suddenly appear. Then they sweep in their thousands across the great Anhondo Plains, and, well, vanish really. There are about six days in which to catch as many of them as possible before they disappear. In the spring they do it again, only the other way around.
Small birds can be used to distract the perfectly normal beast.

There is nothing unusual about the perfectly normal beast; it is the ineffable will of Bob.

I think they call them perfectly normal beasts because otherwise they might think it's a bit odd.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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