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eve's nightmare

John: "Why does it hurt so much today honey?"
Cindy: "Oh, I got an eve's nightmare while I was tanning nude..."
by Yoni SteinMcStine May 23, 2006
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beautiful nightmare

To dream of someone that you fantasize about; to either be a good dream or a really beautiful nightmare; to love someone who's love is to good to be true!
Listen to beyonce's song- beautiful nightmare aha :D
by Beautiful Nighmare May 23, 2008
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Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.
Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.
by Brisk June 15, 2004
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Sell the dream, live the nightmare

The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).
Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"

Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."
by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016
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day nightmare

Similar to day dreaming but in a negative attitude when one has no focus
I’m crying because I had a day nightmare
by Mowaffles February 11, 2018
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Dentists nightmare

When an old women smokes 30 a day, their teeth gradually start to fall out causing their son to get bullied by their friends.
Boy 1: Mandy has no teeth!!!!!
Boy 2: Shut ur mouth fibby dibby doo she has been diagnosed with dentists nightmare
by Squarry November 29, 2019
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Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
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