masturbatorium

A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.

My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.

by [e-mail] December 26, 2016

hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010

masterbaconing

The act of one pleasuring themselves in a sexual manner while viewing Kevin Bacon's various cinematic performances or just looking at a photograph of him, or even just thinking about him. Usually this involves popcorn due to the cinematic nature of the pleasuring. Some people find themselves attracted to Kevin Bacon, while others find him somewhat creepy and repulsive. Kevin Bacon can be viewed however you would like to view him; either while masterbaconing or while pretending to gag yourself in disgust. Often after masterbaconing one will start playing the game The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

I went over to Susie's house yesterday after school, the movie Wild Things was on and it was the shower scene with Kevin Bacon, and she was totally masterbaconing.

by m95m January 27, 2012

Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017

masturbatorium

A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.

Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a highly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.

by napercos October 4, 2005

masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.

If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.

by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003