A Republican defensive tactic used for when a person becomes so drunk that their violent, rapey outbursts are no longer thought to be any fault of their own.
If Brock Turner had used the Kavanaugh defense, then there would be no question as to his innocence.
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That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!
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Be careful at the bar tonight girl, there are Kavanaugh's everywhere.
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by ThatsRightNow September 28, 2018
Get the Kavanaugh mug.Kavanaugh (noun) to get a woman blackout drunk by spiking her drink with grain alcohol or other alcoholic means and then sexually assaulting her in her drunken state. (Not to be confused with the Bill Cosby which uses drugs to accomplish the same result.)
(verb)
"Hey man, we're gonna Kavanaugh Brenda tonight at the party. She's a pretty one!"
Kavanaughed (verb)
"He Kavanaughed her good -- she was completely naked and passed out."
The Full Kavanaugh (noun)
After a woman has been Kavanaughed, a train of men line up to take their turn sexually assaulting the woman.
"Hey man, we're gonna Kavanaugh Brenda tonight at the party. She's a pretty one!"
Kavanaughed (verb)
"He Kavanaughed her good -- she was completely naked and passed out."
The Full Kavanaugh (noun)
After a woman has been Kavanaughed, a train of men line up to take their turn sexually assaulting the woman.
by Prep School Boy September 28, 2018
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Get the Kavanaw mug.The act of liking beer a lot, drinking beer a lot, then sexually assaulting a women because you work out and drink beer a lot, You then get away for years because it wasn't in your calendar to remember.
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