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Grant Brandell

The extremely talented bass player for the christian band underoath. Also, he just happens to be very good looking.
Nina: Do you want to see underoath at soma with me?

Brittany: OMGatos yes! Grant Brandell is the sex.
by brittanyonfire February 21, 2009
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Granty Boy

A strange fellow who likes to jack off in abandoned houses
Matt: I'll give you a quid if you jack of in that building.
Richard : And I'll give you this scratch card worth a quid
Granty Boy: Fine!
by Jimmyeatmars August 16, 2011
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Graunt

Something that is unappealing; gross; unpleasant; nasty
The food being served in the cafeteria today is so graunt, not even my dog would eat it.
by HKdawg July 16, 2013
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Granite Falls

A town located in Washington state, where there are meth tweakers who steal shit from everyone and rednecks with their crappy Toyota pickups who go up Green mountain to get drunk, shoot guns and play beer pong.
Kam: hey wanna go to a party in Granite Falls?
Rick: let's drive up green and get shitbag wasted
by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016
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Grant

A guy who can be shy at times, but is mostly loud, outgoing, a "challenge accepted" kind of person. Grants have beautiful blue eyes, adorable messy hair, and always make the weirdest jokes. They are secretly intelligent, but never want to tell or show anyone that side of them. Grants typically have a hard time opening up to people, but once you get to know him good enough, he'll share a lot with you. Once you find a Grant, make sure you keep him.

Some additional information you may need to know: he can and will get on your nerves. He does not like to apologize or admit defeat. He can be a total douche, or he can be a great friend. Be warned, it's hard to let him go.
Person 1: who's that over there?
Person 2: that's Grant
Person 1: I figured. He's so outgoing and cute
by T.b.h. February 4, 2019
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Granite City

One of the only remaining factory towns on the east side of the Mississippi from St. Louis. Polluted, check. Significant amount of dumbasses, check. Some racist bastards, check. Some awesome human beings, check. My hometown, CHECKMATE!!!

I read the other entries and felt compelled to hold up Granite City as an example of decline in the USA. The town is stratified big time. The haves and the have nots are segregated physically. If you have a good job you're fine, and if you don't you're screwed. There is also a major disparity in levels of education, and a hell of a lot of people that seem to always want to fight.

My family is from Lincoln Place, a declining part of the western edge of the city. It was home to a diverse immigrant community of Armenians, Hungarians, Macedonians, Croatians, and Mexicans, clustered around American Steel. The hood was always hardscrabble, but the old timers had a lot of pride. The ethnic folks' kids improved their station and mainly moved out. The neighborhood is still home to the Mexican Honarary Commission, and several of my family members.

The town used to have three mills going gangbusters, now there's one big one and a much smaller one. The decline in the steel industry led to a population crash from 40K in the late seventies to 31K now. Much of the population is of advanced age.

If the GC Steel ever closes, the town will simply fall into the toilet.
by mexikraut August 27, 2008
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Grant Syndrome

When you constantly type typo's or misspell words like a fucking idiot.
Paulio: Het dude yoi wanna go to the movies?

Ray: Dude you got Grant Syndrome or something?
by MeLlamoChico June 15, 2010
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