Granite Falls

A town located in Washington state, where there are meth tweakers who steal shit from everyone and rednecks with their crappy Toyota pickups who go up Green mountain to get drunk, shoot guns and play beer pong.

Kam: hey wanna go to a party in Granite Falls?
Rick: let's drive up green and get shitbag wasted

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly

Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016