Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

Goonies

The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.

"Hey, I heard the Goonies started and underground football league in town, how badass is that?"

by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010

Gonce

A term in Serbo-Croat referring to a small piece of fecal, or turd.

It smells like gonce in here!
Your butt smells like gonce, kid

by SmallShanks January 18, 2012

the goonies

one of the worst, most annoying movies that for some reason everyone loves. i simply dont undesrtand it

laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever

me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.

by scruffins May 13, 2007

Gooned

1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.

by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009

Gooner

racist term used during the vietnam war to describe a asian person

gooners lobbed 3 mortatr rounds near the CP last night

by chinaman309 August 30, 2005

goonies

people that drink goon, a cheap often fruity/sweet wine drank from silver goon sacks =

girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"

by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010