1. the essence of dark skin that is enriched and plentiful with melanin. greatness. beauty. love. the word derives from the dark hardwood native to southern India and Sri Lanka. often referred to by person or skin tone.
2. your man's favorite porn section.
2. your man's favorite porn section.
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by beautywonderss November 4, 2014
Get the ebony mug.kurtis conner: i dont think these boys actually exsist. let me explain. what does the e in email stand for...electronic. so with that logic we can assume that eboys, are electronic boys. what are those? RoBoTs. eboys are robots. eboys are robots bro there it is.
by kurtistowncitizen01 May 2, 2019
Get the eboy mug.A form of socio-political thought purported by the South African political theorist Eben Smit. The thought is often described as 'cynical anarchy' and has been hailed by other well known South African political analysts like Prof. Herman Visser as a leading sociopolitical thought concerning the role of the counterculture in modern day politics.
Ebenism is more libertarian than anarchist.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
No. Its not, its all together something completely different.
by Byron the Bomb November 6, 2007
Get the Ebenism mug.A game taking place on the popular auction site in which players choose an item they have no interest in buying or owning and bid on it anyway, hoping that they will be outbid before the auction ends and they won't end up having to pay for it.
John: "Dude, you wanna play some eBay Roulette?"
Eric: "Sure, I'm gonna bid on this Boy George album."
John: "Damn. Feeling risky today, aren't ya?"
Eric: "Sure, I'm gonna bid on this Boy George album."
John: "Damn. Feeling risky today, aren't ya?"
by ClitSniper January 9, 2011
Get the eBay Roulette mug.Someone that cannot or will not understand the nature of an eBay transaction.
A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
A sufficiently talented eBay mong will fail to read the listing, be incapable of following clear instructions, fail to make contact if they win the auction and generally dick the seller about in new and inventive ways.
The eBay mong's natural habitat is a dreamworld. They communicate by 'txt spk' only, and never have any money.
Listing: Please DO NOT send text messages as I will not reply to them.
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
eBay mong, via SMS: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Listing: DO NOT ask for a buy it now price, the auction will run until it finishes.
eBay mong: "Orite m8 wots ur lowist price on the xyz can pickup tonite"
Seller: Congratulations on winning the auction, please contact me on xxxxx to arrange payment/collection
eBay mong: ....................
by antiseptic April 4, 2013
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