David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

Normie-Divergent

1. (Adjective) Used to describe a person that (because of their choices or communal associations) is separate from the norm.
Synonyms: Different, Non-conforming
Antonyms: Average, Regular

2. (Adjective) Used to describe a term is frequently used within a community not used by the average person.
Synonyms: Abstract, uncommon
Antonyms: Common, often used

1. "They're a part of the furry community, they must be Normie-Divergent."
2. "Autocorrect keeps changing fursuit to furniture, probably because it's a Normie-Divergent term."

by SuperCrafter015 November 27, 2022

clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.

That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010

certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

Inclusive Intersectional Capitalism DIC

The University and College Union (UK) stated "The UCU has a long history of enabling members to self-identify, whether that is being black, disabled, LGBT or women.", and joined D. I. C. (Diversity Industrial Complex)

by shermonton December 15, 2019

diversatile

adding numerous and unique qualities in a variety of situations; used as a compliment or praise; a merging of word and meaning, diverse+versatile=diversatile.

Barck Obama is a diversatile politician: uniquely capable in a variety of environments and situations, and bringing a unique cultural perspective to white-dominated politics.

The Episcopal Church is a diversatile institution, providing prayers and rituals in many different places and many different ways.

Up With People was a diversatile travelling music group in the 1960s and 70s.

by Andrea McMillin May 18, 2009

diversify

The final solution to the cryptocurrency problem that every /biz/ user faces. Too bad they'll still be wagecucks.

You should diversify with both Bitcoin and your shares at McDonald's!

by My psenudonym August 5, 2018