Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.

“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

by realshitonly July 7, 2019

Ed Zachary Disease

Ed Zachary Disease is when your face looks exactly like your ass, meaning you are extremely ugly.

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." - Dr. Chang of China

by -Brad- May 24, 2006

diseased prick

1. abusive term used to describe a cocksucking, good-for-
nothing piece of shit

2. a person who is beyond a prick

3. the most infectious and rotten of all human males

You go to hell and die you diseased prick!

That guy is a fucking diseased prick

by Potsie03 August 9, 2006

dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is deadly

by dumest kid ever March 12, 2020

foot and ass disease

A horrible smell that comes from a wall locker as a result of sweat-soaked clothes piled upon each other over a long period of time. Usually occurs with college students stockpiling their dirty laundry.

Holy shit Travis, this room smells like foot and ass disease!! When was the last time you washed your nasty ass clothes?

by UMC January 31, 2008