Diet Pepsi

Possibly the worst diet pop ever created. A drink so disgusting even when it's the last thing in your fridge (only God knows how it got there) and you've been starving for a month you should just throw it out. Even though diet Coke really does taste bad, I would have it over this piss in a can any day. If you're going diet just get Mtn Dew.

Jim:Hey Tom what do you have to drink at your place?
Tom: I don't know lets go see
They walk to the fridge and open it and it is full of diet pepsi.
Jim: OH JESUS THE DEVIL ITSELF HAS MANIFESTED IN YOUR FRIDGE, TOM!!!!!
Tom: DEFCON 1!!! EVERYBODY, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS!!!! NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT!!!!!!!

Diet Pepsi by Kane_1011 January 23, 2013

diet buggy 

The smallest shopping cart found at grocery stores.

"Hey, we're only here for milk, TP, and cat food. Grab a diet buggy."

diet buggy by sijambo January 28, 2009

diet water 

ls water with out ice. Only dumb people order this and be serious.

"today i went to burger king and i ordered a diet water!!"

diet water by silly old bean June 26, 2009

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi puts the die in diet.

Diet Pepsi tastes pretty terrible.

Diet Pepsi by Trashist January 12, 2017

diet lane 

A diet lane refers to any checkout in a major store that is not overly crowded with people. A diet lane can be found where any checkout is completely open and no waiting is required to make your purchase.

Man: Damn i need to find a diet lane before this icecream melts

Woman: hey checkout 2 is open!

diet lane by theSA08 May 28, 2007

Diet Coke Music 

Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.

I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?

Diet Coke Music by Saphire Orchid July 8, 2011

Diet water 

Another word for tomfoolery or fuckery. It refers to a situation or something making no sense; such as, deit water witch makes no sense.

What kind of diet water is this shit!

Diet water by E-pizzel August 19, 2018