Operation Clusterfuck 

Playing any game of conquest or rush on operation metro in a 64 player server without any limits on XM25, M320, C4,Claymores, SMAW, RPG, LAW, or any other explosives in hardcore mode.

I was feeling good about killing 2 enemy players until I rounded the corner to get killed by a C4 camper, then respawned to trip a team mate's claymore and die by friendly fire, Operation Clusterfuck strikes again!

Operation Clusterfuck by taters21 February 14, 2015

Globular Clusterfuck 

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.

Globular Clusterfuck by AYYFRON June 1, 2010

royal pooch clusterfuck 

To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'

Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.

royal pooch clusterfuck by wkc December 1, 2006

Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.

The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.

Fibonacci clusterfuck by SuctionHead July 16, 2010

unmitigated clusterfuck 

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

unmitigated clusterfuck by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Taiwan bus clusterfuck 

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

Taiwan bus clusterfuck by King Xavier August 7, 2012

Unholy German Clusterfuck 

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

Unholy German Clusterfuck by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018