Claustroboobic

Fear of women (or men) with large breasts.

You should hook up with this girl I know. She has DD's.

It wouldn't work out: I'm claustroboobic.

by FreaknJew February 4, 2009

claustrofuckbia

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.

claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

clauderbean

clauderbean

a sexy mexican that has swam across the pacific ocean into canada and now resides with a white family because her mexican wolf pack abandoned her

Clauda Von Hauske, clauderbean

by khit777 July 19, 2010

claustrophobic

when someone hasn't come out of the closet yet.

stop being claustrophobic and come out already
"let me be claustrophobic in peace"

by Unknown0429 June 13, 2019

Bitch Clause

A set of circumstances that might prevent an otherwise fun or enjoyable event. Also the sense of doubt or negativity one adds to an agreement.

We need to hang tonight, if weather permits.

or

If my girl says its cool, I'll totally come over tonight and play some COD!!

or possibly

Bob: So we're all set to go to the club?
Steve: Hell yeah, its been so long since we've had time to kick it together!
Joe: Yeah, but we can't stay out too long man, I have to get up early tomorrow. Plus my girl doesn't want me staying out too long.
Bob: Man Joe, why you always gotta add a bitch clause to the situation??

by Breezy Cartheezy January 21, 2011

The Adam Clause

A clause in the Friends With Benefits contract in which both parties agree to end said contract after a certain date has been reached.

Her: Hey, I know we’ve had a great summer and all… but I think I’m going to innact The Adam Clause.
Him: How does August 23rd sound?

by BruntBlue April 18, 2018

Friendship Clause

In the event of Best Friend achieving the status of "in a relationship" the friend that activated the Friendship Clause is asking said friend to "investigate" his girlfriend's friends for his friend's (That activated said clause) next proper girlfriend.

In the event of said friend not sticking to the once activated clause, a point is deducted on the friendship status (and may result in extended silent amongst friends). But if all best friends of said girlfriend do not meet criteria for the best friend (not suitable for dating of best friend i.e sluts, crazy, age) then the clause is then waived but always invoked for future potential candidates.

"I will need to activate the Friendship Clause, she has some hot friends."

by Dex Rip March 29, 2012