Clarice

Clarice is a usually a girl who has a loud personality.She is kind and a not dry texter

me: OMGGG its a clariceeee!

by The lanjiau destroyer April 26, 2021

Mrs Carino

Usually a very mean teacher, often gives detention for no reason at all. A mrs Carino usually looks like your great grandmother, yells a lot, and gets roasted easily.

Jimmy: Yo you see that mrs carino tho? She lookin like tinker bell but homeless
Whole classroom: *DIES*
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Bob: *whispers* what is for lunch I can’t read
Mrs carino: THATS DETENTION FOR A WHOLE WEEK AND IF YOU BACKTALK ME ILL WHOOP YOU

by Oxi clean June 11, 2018

clarine

clarine is an amazing girl who always bounces from boy to boy. She is a sporty girl who finds it hard to show her emotions yet she is very lovable

"that person is so cool!"
"i know she's a clarine, also knows as rin"
"she is an egg

by clarine November 30, 2016

Man Clarinet

The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).

Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.

Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.

As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.

I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.

The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.

The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.

by superbran December 27, 2010

clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Charinga

A cooler way to say the word kite.

Hey Gregory, would you like to come with me and Pinkerton to fly some Charingas?

by BXPaPaShango June 24, 2008

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010