Chripster

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.

"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."

by Red Couch August 17, 2011

crapshoot

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.

1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.

by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.

'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009

ritz chips

A very addicting snack. Made of baked ritz crackers and come in a variety of flavors.

I had to go to rehab for my Ritz Chips addiction.

by rapsux February 28, 2005

empty clips

To shoot a gun and use the whole clip

This nigga talkin shit lets empty clips in his face

by xXL3G3NDC1TYXx February 4, 2018

craps slap

Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.

Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"

by texace13 July 6, 2010

Clipse

A pair of wicked rappers from Virginia, who go by the names Malice and Pusha T. (who is also called Terrar)

They do a lot of joints with N*E*R*D, particularly with that guy Pharrell.

Fast to predict the outcome of my fate,
wonderin' 'bout Clipse and if they got what it take

- Malice

by Zenhachirou May 5, 2003