Don't allow Big Pharma to trick you into hormone replacement therapy - cure yourself with alternative medicine instead. There's literally nothing that can't be fixed by a chiropractor.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 16, 2017
A form of alternative rock music which pretends to be metal music due to some metal influenced riffs. This genre is considered to be metal for people who can't handle anything heavier than Breaking Benjamin.
Person 1: I was listening to some Breaking Benjamin. Are they metal or rock?
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.
Metalhead: They are alternative metal music. They are too wimpy to play real metal, so they play alternative rock pretending to be metal.
by Master Passion December 26, 2009
An Alternative Arm Day is a day that invloves a lot of tissues, lotion, Kim K and Ray J. It is said to seperate the men from the boys. It should also burn the equivalent amount of calories as going the gym for 3 months.
by Big Boy Jimmeh March 20, 2016
by Agaeki January 17, 2008
Alternative GenZ are people bron in GenZ era that are not cringe or pro-Cancel TikTok egirls.
- Everyone can become AGenZ, as longa as you dont support dumbest Cancellings from Twitter or TikTok shit.
- Everyone can become AGenZ, as longa as you dont support dumbest Cancellings from Twitter or TikTok shit.
by p0ggerson May 05, 2021
Alt Suicide Holiday or (ASH) is a website currently "frozen" pfft (yeah as if).
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Nowerdays, you can find the Nice people from ASH taking a different approach at ABSB
(Google it,Kiddies..If you're feeling a little...blue)
:)
Since 1987, ASH has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal damnation/suicide.
Originally founded in America (Hence the name 'Alt Suicide Holiday'..as in Alternative summer holiday activities..such as...killing yourself)
Mother of suicide 'victim': "MY DAUGHTER KILLED HERSELF,I BLAME THE Alternative Suicide Holiday WEBSITE, AS APOSED TO MY OWN SHORT-COMINGS AS A MOTHER,I'M GOING TO SUE YOU ASH!!!"
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
Respectable bystander:"Funny how the thousand+ a day hits ASH/ABSB gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer'
by Kimithylee665 June 17, 2006
Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.
by SomeKindaGuy April 22, 2009