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im gooning every day
gooning by chrissybighead June 9, 2025
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When a man named Oscar masturbates to Chinese women.
Wow, that guys such a goont
goont by 090932hpioehr June 9, 2025

Gooniquette 

To behave in the ways of the goon with the finest of remarks and manners without crossing the boundary that would be considered impolite.
Hey, I may be a horn dog at times, but at least I got gooniquette.
Gooniquette by J_A_K_Jak June 13, 2025

Goonster 

The gooner who knows and has participated in all the methods of gooning.
"This stinky guy keeps calling himself "the goonster""
Goonster by The One Who Goons June 17, 2025

Goonshapoon 

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.
Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.
Goonshapoon by Phoxphor June 18, 2025

Goonlighter 

Someone who makes you think you’ll get laid but really just goons you
He took me home last night and I was so excited but he just edged me all night, what a Goonlighter
Goonlighter by Goonlighter June 19, 2025