Cock Gobbla

1. The act of gobblin an xtra large cock
2. He who gobbles the cock
3. Someone who just gobbles cock 24/7

Johnny: U a cock gobbla due, just go gobble a cockosaurus u stupid azz.

Cock Gobbla: Shut up due, gobble gobble gobble

by Johnny$$$$ October 8, 2008

cock corning

The act of sticking your dick in a bucket of popcorn. After cock corning, the popcorn is then known as "dick corn"

I just went to the movie theater with my girlfriend and I slapped some nigga's popcorn and started cock corning that bitch. It was funny until I realized I would be eating dick corn for the rest of the movie. Then that nigga fuckin slapped my bitch and took the dick corn. Then it became funny again and at the end if the movie that mother fuckin bucket was empty!

by Cheezbukets November 30, 2014

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Cock Ferret

Someone being a complete an utter cunt-a-saurus.

God, that bitch is a raging cock ferret!

by Jayme Chaos February 21, 2011

Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

cock knuck

the knuckle in your half-erect penis when bent backwards

I was about to bang this chick until she saw my cock knuck, instand deal breaker.

My grandma saw my cock knuck the other day...

In the morning I get a mean cock knuck.

by dem mooseknuckle boyz September 19, 2012

Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011