I'm Too Old For This Shit 

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

I'm Too Old For This Shit by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

i'm scared of you

Exclamation meaning someone's response was so good or correct that you would not challenge it. Similar to 'You go, boy!' or You go, girl!'

Mother, while putting away laundry, says to her teen-aged son, 'Do you know where the dust cloths go?" The son replies, "In the laundry room closet, on the shelf next to the furniture polish." The mother replies, "ooo I'm scared of you!" in a surprised voice.

i'm scared of you by Hor-Aha March 3, 2017

I fucked your dad 

the ultimate diss/comeback nobody has anything to say to it, coined my an lloydminster native Matt Schneider

Person 1: "fuck off dickhead"
Matt Schneider: "I fucked your dad"
Person 1: "uhh..."

I fucked your dad by Fergie55 February 19, 2015

I wasn't born yesterday 

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

I wasn't born yesterday by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

i’m gonna snap 

When someone/something pisses you off and you’re about to go off on them.

Danielle: “I’m gonna snap if you don’t stop giving me cards in Crazy 8.”
Whitney: “Do it, you won’t!”

i’m gonna snap by ur a yee yee🤠 December 16, 2018

I Suck 

An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.

The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".

I Suck by Leon Malick December 20, 2008

i less than three you 

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.

Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!

i less than three you by babzie May 16, 2006