eyes up

what a friend/girl tells you when your looking at a girls ass or tits instead of your friend or her eyes

Ruben- Eyes up John
John- dude i cant help it

by akdieloe September 13, 2010

gunk-eye

A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.

Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!

by Zeehar October 9, 2005

slap in the eye

this is a way of saying a meat pie

i would like a 'slap in the eye' with 'dead horse' that is you ask for a meat pie with tomato sauce

by graham chapman May 17, 2006

Blood in eye

1.pain,depression,violence,war

2. CD off of ja rule's fifth album "Blood in my eye"

Ja Rule has been plagued for the better half of the last two years with insults and diss songs thrown at him left and right by almost everyone in the industry. This assault was ignited by 50 Cent of G-Unit fame and later joined with the unstoppable Eminem, super producer Dr. Dre and newbie to the game Obie Trice. One would think, that once the most powerful crew to ever exist in Hip-Hop has turned their backs to you, that there is no hope. However, Ja Rule is singing a different tune all together. Actually, he's not singing at all which is a major plus on his fifth installment "Blood In My Eye". This time Rule comes back with a hardcore street album much like his classic debut "Venni, Vetti, Vecci". He also has a new team to back him up (most importantly Hussien Fatal of 2Pac's Outlawz) along with some old friends (Black Child, Cadillac Tah, D.O. Cannons). The album opens with a skit of what sounds like Rule furious with anger, promising death on anyone that dares step on his shoes again. Then he opens with "My Life" - A hard street anthem which helps him begin to rebuild his credibility in the hood. From there we go into the album's single and one of Rule's best tracks to date "Clap Back" where he proves that he's not just another 'Rap singer'. He's The Mighty Rule and he wont go without a fight. Other stand out tracks are "The Crown" which is a heavy hitting joint featuring Sizzla in which Ja states that the crown is his, and as far as he's concerned he earned it. The best song on this album, besides the obvious "Clap Back", is the bass heavy "Things Gon' Change" in which Rule and his long time Murder Inc compadres wrap things up for the Shady/Aftermath camp and all other haters slithering in the grass. This album is definatley full of great production, and strong lyrics. The one thing that pulled it down from a five star album to a four star in my opinion was that Ja focused a little too much on his beef with the Shady camp. Next time he should keep that to the mixtapes minus one or two standout disses. While 50 Cent and Eminem are always going to be noticed and liked much more than Ja Rule; you shouldn't write off Murder Inc's golden child just yet. He has alot to prove, and it seems that until people start to give him a fair unbaised listen he's not going to give up. This is a solid album, and deserves a solid listen. So as long as Rule keeps it street, he has my attention. Lets take 'em to war!

by Kabal March 31, 2004

Rice Eye

When giving oral sex to the point of climax, and taking the cumshot in the eye, then leaving it to dry until it forms lumps of dry cum in the corners of your eyes.

I slept down Grants house last night and woke up with Rice Eye.

by Lou-eh May 13, 2005

hypno-eyes

My own trippy eyes, or eyes like mine. If you have a friend or partner with them you can stare into them until you feel like you are going to pass out. If you're stuck with them and don''t have any friends or a partner because you suck, use a mirror.

Girls: 'I was staring into his eyes and suddenly woke up naked in a kiddie pool full of vegemite with three midgets and a donkey - He's got hypno-eyes!'

by January Sales May 4, 2005

Eye-gasm

1) When a person sees something soooo amazing or undescribable he/she feels a feeling in their mind imitating an "orgasm" in the head.
2) When a person rubs some sort of object on their eye or in their eye socket and get turned on by it.

1) When Christina was walking through a store she saw playdough and got an extreme eye-gasm.
2) After Christina got an eye-gasm off the playdough she ran home to achieve extreme eye-gasm by rubbing penis shaped playdough on her eye.

by physics_kid_4 March 17, 2009