Clownjob 

When a clown gives you a handjob.

Dude, that clown just gave Kevin a clownjob the other day.

Clownjob by flobbles September 9, 2010

Clowny

While banging a chick in the ass, grab her nose tell it turns red, before you nut, spin her around and shoot your load it into her face. Then throw a handful of confetti, making it stick to your spluge. Than walk around the room honking a horn.

I did the ultimate Clowny to that Mimi from the bar last night.

Clowny by Nacho Libre jr June 27, 2014

clonker 

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

clonker by paul C November 4, 2003

clowner

someone who makes fun or jokes on everything or anybody all the time

that kid is a clowner, i couldnt say anything with out hime makeing fun of the stupid shit i do

clowner by Jmar73 April 27, 2006

Send in the clowns

Used in a circus when an unforeseen disaster had occurred, with the clowns being sent in to distract the audience from the problem.

The audience hated the last act. Send in the clowns!

Send in the clowns by PapaChango96 March 29, 2007

clowns

Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.

can't sleep, clowns will eat me

clowns by sumnox May 26, 2005

clownage 

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

clownage by Do you like me standing here? January 11, 2009