Clownjob

When someone who's dressed as clown gives you a blowjob, but you have a squeaky clown nose on the tip of your dick and every time they bop their head up and down, the nose squeaks.

Girl: "So tell me what kinda crazy shit you into honey"
Guy: "Well, I'd say my strangest kink is clownjobs. It's hot and hilarious"

by Swagnamite7700 July 5, 2018

Clownjob

When a clown gives you a handjob.

Dude, that clown just gave Kevin a clownjob the other day.

by flobbles September 9, 2010

Clownjob

When a clown or someone impersonating a clown performs sexual acts with or on the common gear of a clown such as bike horns, whipcream pies, big, red shoes, a red nose, ect. It is common for the clown(s) to wear excessive face makeup to be smeared/ruined during such acts

Rodeo clowns are known to have clownjob orgies after a successful performance
or
His roommate caught him in the middle of a clownjob, balls deep in pie and shame behind his painted face

by thewisecrow March 13, 2018

Clownjob

The act of paying a male clown to do all the things a clown normally would for personal amusement

Clown: Hey buddy! Want a clownjob?

by soldier clown September 26, 2017

clown job

A clown job is when a man with facial hair on the chin gives oral to another man while his facial hair tickles the testicles of the man receiving, thus making him laugh like a clown would. (also referred to as: tickle me Gaymo)

That gay bitch made me laugh my ass off while he gave me a clown job.

by Jamey Drew May 21, 2008

clownfob

a silly individual or a silly, stupidish act one partakes in

Did you see him trip? Hes such a clownfob

by databajj January 19, 2023

Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.

John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.

by Monikr December 2, 2017