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Moon Head(s) 

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.
Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"
Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010
Related Words

mushroom head 

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom
1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details
mushroom head by alex October 22, 2004

noodle head 

A stupid or silly person. A knuckle headed and childish person. Usually accompanied by the need for instant gratification.
"Ted bought a new car instead of paying for his kids child support, because Ted is a noodle head."
noodle head by crackCAT$ May 27, 2009

crack head 

1.one who is highly addicted to the euphoria brought on by crack cocaine.
2. one who does stupid things.
Hey Mr. Johnson sold his car for 20 dollars, he must be a crack head
crack head by LoMaxDaLegend October 7, 2005

nike head 

A person who is very much dedicated to wearing Nike sneakers. Mainly Air Jordans, Dunks, Air Force 1's and Air Max (among others).

He or She is usually educated on the different years of production, nick names and going rates for exclusives and vintage pairs.

Some clothing brands have built their company around such "collectors" like CAPITAL or "CPTL" as some call it, hailing from the same city as Nike itself, Portland, OR.

A Nike head may have 10's or even 100's of unworn pairs of Nike sneakers in his/her possesion - putting them "on ice" for investment purposes or waiting for the right time to wear them.
Fuck Adidas man, I'm a Nike Head!
nike head by Byron Wescott June 19, 2008

meat head 

A term that is used to describe a male who is overenthusiastic about lifting weights and whose thoughts consist of athletics, blondes, and sports cars. Meat heads are unaware of the majority of the English language and often communicate with others by using phrases such as “bro”, “dude”, and “sweet”. The dead giveaway of a meathead is if their attire includes a sleeveless muscle shirt, athletic shorts, and a lanyard for their car keys. If you ever find yourself in a setting with multiple meat heads, be prepared for frequent high fives, chest bumps, and hand pounds.
What Up Bro! - A common meat head greeting
meat head by Mike... July 22, 2006