Irish Potato Famine 

While attempting to fingerbomb a homeless Irish girl in a threeway, you realize that you're too late and the vagina has become otherwise occupied; now your hand has to starve in the cold.

When I tried to put my d in her v, I realized she was already getting fingerbanged. It was an Irish potato famine

Irish Potato Famine by Whistlerweekend March 9, 2011

creamed potato 

when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man

Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato

creamed potato by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009

Baked Potato 

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

Baked Potato by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008

Baked Potato 

When one person defecates into another persons asshole. The "potato" is then "baked" for 20-45 minutes before it is re-defecated upon the original shitter's chest for a shared dining.

-"Hey man, will make me a baked potato?"
-"Sure, take off your pants."

-"I'd bake her potato."

Baked Potato by TheGrinder February 26, 2009

Boiling a Potato 

When a gay man puts a raw unwashed potato in his ass then has his partner pound him in the ass until the room smells like shit. After the man with the potato ass has his partner climax in his anus he squats down and lets mashed potatos and splooge leak out of his anus into a cup. The they share it like to lovers from the 50's in a malt shop.

Whoa I can't believe I walked in on Kris and Beau boiling a potato. I almost called the dinosaurs.

Boiling a Potato by Intelligent Design May 2, 2010

The Irish Potato Factory 

When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)

"Hey man, my GF was smashed last night, I toured the irish potato factory!"

The Irish Potato Factory by David Davidson99 April 3, 2009

Irish potato famine 

That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes

Oh no, Mary, we've been Irish potato famined!

Irish potato famine by For Potatoman on Discord May 9, 2022