Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:

O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.

by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 23, 2021

Potato

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

by randomfoodie33 June 09, 2022

potato

a cat.

“can I show you my potatoes?”

“yeah, can I eat some?”

“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”

“oh their ur cats”

“Yeah”

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 18, 2022

potato

our lord and savior, creator of worlds, god of everything or something

I am going to worship thy potato

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 13, 2022

potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it

Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 13, 2022

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter December 20, 2016

Potato

A cute/beautiful person who thinks they are ugly

She said she looked like a potato when she took a picture.

by Potato Percussionist November 15, 2018