Goonus 

What you call a male that masturbates on a daily basis.

I wouldn't hangout with him, he's a Goonus.

Goonus by TheRulerOfCatfish April 4, 2025

Goona Bed 

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

Goona Bed by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Goona Bed 

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

Goona Bed by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Goonerology 

The study of gooning and gooners.

Man 1: So, what do you like to do?

Man 2: I'm glad you asked, I'm currently investing my time into Goonerology!

Goonerology by TweakinFrFr April 13, 2025

Goonslop 

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

Goonslop by VERAformer April 17, 2025

GoonPay 

Welfare payment
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).

“How’s work going mate?”

“No work, just living off GoonPay”

“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”

“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”

GoonPay by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025

GooneyTunes 

Porn

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to

GooneyTunes by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025