A Potato 

ME...Just...Me...

Person 1: "describe yourself in 2words."
Person2: "A POTATO"
Person1: "Bruh "A" don't count."
Person2: " you said two words Word one- A Word two-POTATO"
Person1:"bro whatever I don't care no more😒"

A Potato by Xx420Cali69xX May 28, 2018

hot potato 

Where a man sticks his balls into a womans vagina

I wanna give u a hot potato

hot potato by mcanallovin666 January 7, 2011

Red Potato 

A bottle of maximum strength cough syrup (typicially cherry) used to get high off the dextromethorphan(dxm).

Yeah, I just got two 8 oz. red potatos and one 4 oz. We're gonna have one heck of a trip!

Red Potato by Holly Booday July 16, 2005

ugly potato 

A person ( male ) nobody likes and is very short and is a loser, and gets rejected by every girl in the school.

Girl 1: Ewww! His so ugly
Girl 2: His such a ugly potato!
Girl 1: he looks like a poop!

ugly potato by Hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmkaw January 20, 2017

North Carolina Sweet Potato 

Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.

Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"

North Carolina Sweet Potato by mbmbamam April 17, 2011

Idaho Potato Bagger

This is a procedure that includes an oven with self clean. The first thing you will do is put the potato in a microwavable bag, you will then put the oven on self clean. After several hours of self clean you need to carefully take the potato out of the bag and insert it into your partners vagina. You will then proceed to have intercourse with the 800 degree fahrenheit potato; sadly but surely each partners genitals will have 3rd degree burns. This term originated in idaho when an ignorant female put a potato in an oven and accidently activated self clean. Her husband was very irate with her and decided to insert the potato into her vagina and rape her.

Veronica, i hope you enjoyed that, because thats the last time your gonna' enjoy intercourse, after that Idaho Potato Bagger!

Idaho Potato Bagger by ruebenstain December 14, 2010

Hot potato pass

A Lydia Allen special

Gosh, this lloyd werft enquiry is a hot potato pass

Hot potato pass by Jbtsetfkp May 30, 2018