Ass on Her Chest 

term

referring to a woman who has large enough breasts that aren't proportionate to her body mass and makes her to appear that she has an ass on her chest when wearing a push up bra.

Ex.: a woman who is under 5' tall, weighs under 100 lbs. and has a size D cup breasts or a woman who is over 6' tall and under 170 lbs. and has a size G cup breasts.

That little chick was fit, but with those tits; she had an ass on her chest!

Ass on Her Chest by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Ass Cudgel 

A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....

Ass Cudgel by The_Judgel December 22, 2010

Ass Potatoes 

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

Ass Potatoes by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

Ass-knuckle

Someone who is clueless or stupid.

"Dude the new guy is such a dumbass!

"for real, he's a total friggin' ass-knuckle!

Ass-knuckle by Skin bone June 21, 2011

Ass-Cone 

1. Reversed order of a heart emoticon,the Cone-Ass.( <3 )
The Ass-Cone resembles a traffic cone being inserted into an anus. ( 3< )

2. Unpleasant Synonym for Asshole,dick head,or douche bag.

3. A nickname earned by someone who really doesn't give a fuck what people think of them.

1. I meant to send my girlfriend a heart on msn,but I accidentally sent her an Ass-Cone.

2. "Did you see that? That Ass-Cone just cut me off!"

3. "Hey man you know Cayden?"

"yeah,people call him Gayden right?"

"yeah,but he's too much of an Ass-Cone to be bothered by it."

Ass-Cone by Calexanderh July 20, 2011

ass hymond 

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.

I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.

ass hymond by PoppyLand September 11, 2011

ass custard

After anal love, the receiving party pulls his/her asscheeks apart and lets any ejaculate flow freely from the anus.

Matthew dared try his ass custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.

ass custard by suedenim2410 January 2, 2012