Definitions by PoppyLand

cookie monster 

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

cookie monster by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

jumbloons

breasts

He didn't have much luck with real women, but he was content Googling "sopping wet jumbloons."

jumbloons by PoppyLand January 11, 2017

vanilla fucktard 

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

vanilla fucktard by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

ass hymond 

The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.

I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.

ass hymond by PoppyLand September 11, 2011

axgibe 

Amazing, outstanding, extraordinary, sexy, excellent.

Etymology: "Axgibe" is a popular term among Yelpers which came into being when one of them drunkenly attempted to spell "amazing" on her iPhone.

We dined at Mr. Pollo because Janice's Yelp review said they serve axgibe arepas.

axgibe by PoppyLand July 1, 2011

caverned

Caverning is the practice of using an IV drip to fill a man's scrotum with saline solution, thus causing it to swell to enormous proportions.

I wasn't going to go down on him, but then when I saw how big and magnificent his caverned balls looked, I couldn't help myself.

caverned by PoppyLand August 26, 2010