Symphonism

An over-glorification of a school symphony band and/or marching band. Often frowned upon, generally disliked or absolutely hated by anyone that is not a part of the band because of the band members' air of superiority, weirdness, and overall annoyingness.

Guy 1: Dude, I hate those band geeks. They're so goddamn annoying.

Guy 2: Yeah, seriously. Our school is a total symphonism.

by BandH8r February 8, 2014

synchronous anality

Anal retentive tendencies running parallel between two or more unique individuals.

Geoff and Pietro exhibited a synchronous anality on the subject of the server's connection status.

by Justin DeHellovit March 5, 2014

synchronized spank

When you synchronize masturbation with someone else

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool

by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017

synchronized day dream

A day dream in which two people that are linked in some way both have. It may or may not be at the same time.

I very much prefer to view us as the madly in love couple that we really are, versus people who have a synchronized day dream.

by SweetPea 2013 September 24, 2017

Synchronpi

When porridge and weston are in sync

Weston is part ninja but acts kinda gay when the synchronpi is activated.

by Rddhhfdthbcf November 5, 2018

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

Sylpheritis

It’s the disease of your head exploding if you don’t talk for a certain amount of time

“Wow, and here I thought you would suffer Sylpheritis if you stopped cursing for more than 20 minutes,” John marvelled.

by insert name here6743 October 21, 2019