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Procrastibating

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.
by Jabbing May 2, 2014
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Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.
Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
by bhall998 June 25, 2014
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Procrasturbation

The act of chucking a wank in order to avoid doing work or study
Procrasturbation Example:

Dude 1: "Fuck dude, I haven't done any work all day!"
Dude 2: "Yeah me neither, I've been procrasturbating"
Dude 1: "Wtf is that?"
Dude 2: "It's when you masturbate to procrastinate"
by LFCAidan September 14, 2014
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procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015
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Procrastination

Why are you looking up this definition? You're obviously doing this right now... I can see that your work is not done and you need to chop chop my good man! Yeah you! NO! DON'T TYPE IN ANOTHER WORD UP THERE! DO YOUR WORK!!!
-_- -_- -_- -_- -_- I'm procrastinating right now actually. English class sucks (procrastination)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K August 27, 2017
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Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.
That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.
by Mustangboi May 4, 2018
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Procrastabatorsale

You have an exam, but there is an ‘end of season sale‘, shopping is like a benzo for stress!
Fuck I’m exam stressed- either give me a Valium or I’m going to a procrastabatorsale!!!
by Conspear September 4, 2020
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