moozar

collective term meaning arab, hence the origin name musalim, mustafa etc, generally known as sneaky, dodgy or also refered to as curry keisers (makin all the money)

"aw man, i just got scammed by another one of those moozars on ebay"

by Schnitz May 22, 2007

Monarch Railway

An indirect term, describing the.. female clitoris.

Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where the monarch railway is?

My monarch railway sure is itching!

by Luscious Lewis January 18, 2009

monarch

the space of skin between a males nut sack and butthole.

"you need to shave your monarch"

by Dr Know-it-all September 3, 2005

mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

by Reintard June 10, 2011

monarchy

a dick that is really big or a government ran by dict.s like Bush

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Monza

A vagina and the area surrounding protruding like a smooth mound or mountain.

'Amy had a monza.'
'Richard was scared by the monza.'

by NPDan December 9, 2008