the maestro

When you drop a massiv shit and exicidently shit the whole bucket so bad that you not only had to clean the bucket either yourself.

Have you seen the shitter lately? Ronald performed the maestro and ruined the whole bowl and his outfit

by Sgt. Woodcock August 24, 2021

Fucked Macstuffins

Completley and utterly fucked over beyond logic or repair.

Man, that Dodge truck that came in was fucked macstuffins.

by GirthBrooks88 January 9, 2022

UWC Maastricht

An emotional minefield for teenagers.

"Bro, I went to UWC Maastricht. It was a cool experience!"

by IcyClaw124 December 29, 2021

Clug Maestro

A member of Clug City, and won't stop clugging. Usually plays overwatch 2, and steals videos off of Tiktok

Example "Zayd you are addicted to overwatch 2, you are such a Clug Maestro"

by IntMaestro October 30, 2022

manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

Madsturbate

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.

After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.

by WEINERDESTORIER69 May 29, 2015

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006