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A guy with a fat chode. His cock is a 3x4, 3 inches long 4 inches wide
Robert fucked brooke and she said he’s a maust
Maust by Daddyman69 May 11, 2019
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one whos sideburns look like pubic hairs
That man looks like a maust.
Maust by margrite March 21, 2008
a pushover who is like the nazi of the modern day life
enjoys making peoples life miserable and usually has funny hair styles
That Maust really wants to torture me.
Maust by Sara pee November 8, 2007
someone who is gay; and likes to masturbate in one's room. more than once or twice a day.
maust by hueihruiui November 9, 2007

mansterooni 

A person who slaps their thighs together
Some sluts are Mansteroonis
mansterooni by Frankane April 13, 2015

Maastricht University 

In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.

No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.
Maastricht University by mojito February 3, 2013

Manstruating 

When a male is going through a period of increased irritability and moodiness.
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
Manstruating by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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