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Maastricht University
In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.
No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.
No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.
Maastricht University by mojito February 3, 2013
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Maastricht Syndrome
The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.
I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.
The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!
Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.
The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!
Maastricht Syndrome by gate crasher x October 23, 2011
Maastricht Effect
Beautiful women who start living or studying in Maastricht (small dutch town) are affected by this phenomenon. BEcause of the shortage of men, they become desperate, they become attracted to unattracted/weird guys and give them un deserved attention. the following symptoms are often linked to the Maastricht Effect: freaking out over text messages, hitting laptops and screaming f**k you at the guy in question at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.
Maastricht Effect by pandalover85 July 3, 2010
Maastricht Effect
A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.
Oh my god...why is she even bothering with him , I mean she is WAY OUT OF HIS LEAUGE...
Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.
Maastricht effect man, gets the better of all of us.
Maastricht Effect by bobhater June 30, 2010
Maastricht University
aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
Maastricht University by godverdomme January 15, 2020
UWC Maastricht
UWC Maastricht by IcyClaw124 December 29, 2021