Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 5, 2011
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1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
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by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005
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