Katie Kindergartner

Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

I hate Katie Kindergartner

by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020

busted a kindergarten

When you're doing someone from behind and you pull out and redo their back with enough droplets of semen to be compared to a kindergarten of students. In total the semen should equate to about half a gallon.

So I was banging this girl from behind doing her right and I felt a perfect storm of semen busting through my crotch, and in spur of the moment I busted a kindergarten on her back and weighed her down so much I had to scrape it off with a shovel to free her. RIGHTEOUS!

by BigDick74 September 6, 2014

Sour Patch Kinder

Very tasty candy

Sour patch kinder: WE CANT BE SWEET! WE MUST BE SOUR!!! *becomes nazi*

by _igger May 25, 2023

Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

kundel

A very bad smell, musky, rotten eggs.

You need to clean this room. It smells like kundel in here.

by Rhett Simpson May 13, 2005

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010