Jerky Boys

My heros. Johnny B. and Kamaal. I love you guys!!!!

Frank Rizzo, open yer fuckin' ears jackass!!

by MilkyLicker July 28, 2004

scary jerry

1.To be timid or scared
2.To be scared like Jerry (the mouse) from Tom and Jerry.

1.Why did you not ask your boss for a day off on Inauguration Day? "You're scary jerry!"
2. You're scary jerry for not hollering at that bad slig. She was a 10.

by Millimoe....yes sir! March 26, 2009

Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.

I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.

by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009

Jerry Curl Juice

A chemically strong smelling, oil based African American hair product that was designed for corse textured hair, to help retain the appearance of luster and curl in the 1980's.

I could not stand close to the young man who had the unbearable stench of Jerry curl juice.

by the411 June 15, 2007

Jerry Clown

The nickname of the NY Mets' manager Jerry Manuel, commonly used by Mets fans out of frustration and confusion directed at Jerry's managerial decisions and outlook on the team. During post-game press conferences, Jerry is known for laughing hysterically in a demonic tone at times (even when the team is struggling mightily, thus displaying his clown-like nature). He also has trouble forming coherent sentences as he frequently says, "Um" and "Uh" to the extent by which only few can understand what he is trying to explain.

(Post-game press conference following Mets' loss)

Jerry Manuel: "Well um uh we have to uh um uh get into a uh rhythm uh and uh get the bats going and uh when we uh do um we'll be fine uh trust me...ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Mets fan: "Fire Jerry Clown!!! This guy is delusional!"

by dbmjnets September 6, 2010

ben and jerrys

An orgasm in a tub. Great for a girlie night in and fantastic for sorting out bad moods! Phish food is the best

God, I'm in a bad mood. Pass me the ben and jerrys

by Beth January 15, 2004

Jerky Gene

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.

Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010