family drama 

Drama that is started and created unnecessarily by a family member that has to do with some aspect of your inner family circle. An innocent family member will inevitably be affected and probably brought in to the drama trap. The innocent will usually be named as the person who created this drama. This is usually a result of off-season drama.

I can't believe that she's starting all this family drama b/c she thinks I didn't buy her kid's anything for Christmas.

He's starting some family drama b/c he thinks I'm getting more than my share of the money that (insert deceased family member's name here)left for us.

family drama by spasticmama February 3, 2006

family flush 

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

family flush by roto rooter December 20, 2013

family values 

Something that those people who have don't try to impose on others, and those who don't possess try to shove down everyone's throats.

Massachusetts, the first US state to have legalized gay marriage, frequent attractor of hate from the "family values" crowd, has the lowest divorce rate in the US (2.4 per 1000 persons) and the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the US (7.9% of pregnancies). For comparison, Texas, a bastion of "family values" (and executions), leads the nation in teenage pregnancy (16.4% of pregnancies); states in the Bible Belt (Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas) have divorce rates approximately 1.5 times the US average of 4.1 divorces per 1000 persons.

family values by katana0182 October 7, 2007

family values 

Code term for bible-thumping, self-loathing, closeted homosexuals who troll public restrooms for sex. Republican senators and congressmen appear to have an inordinate fondness for this expression.

I'm going to the truck stop to practice my family values.

family values by GMT December 27, 2007

Family TV 

A rip-off of TV that should be banned.It really sucks and try to make us watch crap like American idol when we want to watch what we want!

Family TV is a rip-off

Family TV by kkkhater56 October 4, 2007

Family Sandwich 

A hug between three or more family members that is symbolic of a sandwich. Usually happens when the child glimpses the parents hugging and asks to share in the affection. The child tends to wind up 'sandwiched' between the two parents in a family sandwich embrace.

"Mommy, Daddy... Let's have a family sandwich!" said Hannah.

Family Sandwich by PerfeckAngel February 6, 2010

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

Family Jewels by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019