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Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.
Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.
by aslfgb May 17, 2009
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Facetigue

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.
You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.
by SoOverIt February 14, 2010
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Facetroll

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010
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facetigue

Pronounced---face teeg.

When ones facebook posts are so frequent and banal that friends block the feed.
Why did I block you----facetigue.
by Benrums0n July 22, 2012
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Facetweetbooking

When someone inexplicably uses hashtags in Facebook posts.
I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”
by ichyban June 21, 2015
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facetiolism

Definition of facetiolism:
When someone just can't stop being a smart-ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point they become obnoxious.
"That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive, compulsive facetiolism. Maybe someone should suggest that he attend a Smart-ass Anonymous meeting to get help!"
by LawB May 7, 2016
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facetiolism

When someone just cannot stop being a smart ass or facetious, beyond just sarcastic, to the point of being obnoxious.
That jerk seems to have a serious case of obsessive compulsive facetiolism.
by MRWig October 9, 2016
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