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Facetroll 

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
Facetroll by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010
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faceroll 

Originating (presumably) on the World of Warcraft forums, this is an essentially derogatory concept some people employ that means that all that a certain class must do in order to achieve success in the game is to bind every key on their keyboard to one ability that is perceived to be overpowered, and then continue to roll their face across the keyboard. The notion is that this one ability is so amazingly overpowered in relation to those of other classes, all one has to do is absently spam it as much as possible (and they might as well do it with their face, because there isn't any other use for the big stupid thing on top of their shoulders).
Priest: waah waah I'm a little bitch

Warrior: Oh stfu -
1) bind every key on your keyboard to Flash Heal
2) faceroll
faceroll by rpg December 18, 2007

failtroll 

A troll that's too unfunny to simply label an unoriginal troll or an unfunny troll. No,
this troll is astronomically bad. They enter in forums with either the intention of being
offensive and fall short, or they lack responses alltogether. Everyone knows even the
simplest trolls get at least 3 or 4 replies. Not the failtroll. The failtroll gets none
except his/her sockpuppets. Sometimes a failtroll is too ambitious and delusional to
realize no one is biting their crap and proceed to flood and/or spam a message board or
chatroom in order to get some feedback.
Failtroll: OMG I KIK'D A MIDGET TODAY!!!1
Everyone else: *clicks ignore*
Failtroll: Y NOONE REPLY TO MEH?//
failtroll by gdfgdtffghhfghfghfh August 3, 2009

failtroll 

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.
Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"
failtroll by tripv August 14, 2011

Faceroll 

- To play a game without thinking about it or using strategy.

- To play through a particular boss or dungeon while ignoring the mechanics of that boss or dungeon.

- To play in a way that's analogous to rolling your face on your keyboard.

It's commonly used in World of Warcarft, where people who are over-geared or over-leveled for the dungeon that they are in, can finish it, despite mindlessly ignoring the mechanics of the dungeon.
This dungeon is so easy that you can just faceroll it.
Faceroll by Sam_I_am May 12, 2014

faceroll 

DENOTATION
a faceroll is when playing a video game, to use one's face on the keyboard to play the game instead of using one's hands.

(See alternate definition for etymology relating to World of Warcraft and one very specific meaning.)

CONNOTATION

This is a hyperbolic, humorous term used to imply that certain kinds of play are overpowered (i.e. unfair), very easy (again in contrast to others), or are marked by being devoid of any strategy. That is to say, you can play the game successfully (1) without looking at the screen and (2) by hitting random keys (with your face.)

The term faceroll can be used as generally derogatory or inflammatory, as it is essentially a personal attack devaluing the video game developers's judgment.

Evolution of the use of the term into gamer lexicon demonstrates the term can simply be used humorously as an absurdity (to alleviate tension rather than create an indictment.)
--In context of World of Warcraft--

"I played a Paladin once. I started playing, and then rolled my face over the keyboard. When I looked up, I was in Outland."

(This comment suggests that 1/3 of the game content can be completed using a Paladin character in one faceroll. This comment is witty and humorous as an absurdity, because it would take ~50-60 hours of play time to complete this task.)

"We don't need to use crowd control in this dungeon. We can just faceroll it."

(This player is arguing that the dungeon is so easy, the group doesn't need to pay attention to what they are doing.)
faceroll by Brain Gremlin January 21, 2011
the excess tubluar rolls that hang from ones body when the exceed their recommended weight limit
zu zu
fatroll by 6682 May 4, 2003
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