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Edward Snowden

Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.

“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”

~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013
The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...

“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.

If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”

The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”

“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”

~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸

“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸

“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”

~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
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Chayse Edwards

He usually likes Gemma and want a phat root with lotte and a simp
by Djdjcmdmdmcf f October 26, 2020
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The Mudslide of St. Edwards

When you have the worst diarrhea runs. The shit sometimes just drips out of your ass crack, and on the floor causing an embarrasing moment for everybody. These runs usually happen every ten to fifteen minutes or so and maybe not coincidentally occur after dinner. They are especially bad when a sports movie is playing. The problem has not been diagnosed scientifically yet but it is clearly an issue in modern america society.
College Student 1: Man that kid must have the runs like no other
College student 2: Yea I heard he had the mudslide of st. edwards
College Student 1: Dude don't fuck around i hope u are kidding
College Student 2: Nah man I'm serious I wouldn't wish that upon anyone though.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
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Edward Cullen

The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
by Indeedit'strue December 27, 2008
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Eduardo

Its a name for a boy
They seem to be very attractive and handsome

When in a relationship they are the faithful ones
They tend to be very flirtatious.;
Girl 1: who do you like?
Girl 2: Eduardo!
*Girl 1 turns to Eduardo*
Girl 1: I can see why! He's so sexy, sweet, and smart

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by mamitia<3u369 May 12, 2011
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Eduard Khil

The name of the YouTube-infamous man, known for his amazing song "Trololololo". Be sure not to look into his eyes. He'll see into your soul.

His last name, "Khil", derives from the word "kill": to cause the death of someone or something. Which is exactly what he'll do to you. After all, he IS the guy that will meet you at the Gates of Hell....

Maybe we should be good and go to heaven then.
Example: "Eduard Khil's eyes scare the bajeebers out of me!"
by I Will Khil You! June 9, 2010
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Edward's Law

Edward's Law states that once a male has had anal intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently 'won' all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.

The most common application of Edward's Law is, "Whatever, I had my dick in your ass.", and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male's ego.
"Jenny fucked three guys when Jeff went on his trip, but he doesn't care because he fucked her in the ass" - in reference to Edward's Law
by Merkmerk February 24, 2008
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