Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.

Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"

by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010

booze dookie

A drunk person's dung usually very soft or runny.

Hey Paul was taking a shower after a long night of drinking and farted in shower and it it resulted in a accidental booze dookie, he didn't have to stomp it down the drain it just disappeared.

by Cummy Balls January 19, 2018

Big Dookie Ass

A phrase used to describe a less than optimal situation or outcome.

When you’re playing a game of battle royal quads on Warzone 2 and the final zone is in an open field or the middle of a lake.

“They were camping the only building in the zone and wiped me and my squad with a precision airstrike. It was a big dookie ass situation!

by Hop off my cockers April 15, 2023

Hole in Dookie

It is better known as the act of taking a dump in a golf hole leaving the golfer a nice suprise

Dude i just done a Hole in Dookie on hole 18 what a shity way to end your game ha on the bottom nine

by grogan 342 May 27, 2009

top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill

dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock

by zack milf November 11, 2011

Dookie Diver

One who selfishly imposes anal penetration (oral and or penile)upon an unsuspecting victim (ususually of the female gender)

1.(noun) Don't go out with him! He is a total dookie diver.
2.(verb) So I was just laying there and out of now where he dookie dived me! Not cool.

by Batesville December 7, 2006