i'm no doctor or anything

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact

Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.

by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003

Cock Docker

One who participates in the act of snoodling.

Jackson: I put my penis inside another man's forskin for pleasure.

Chris: That makes you a Cock Docker.

by Billy Hornet January 29, 2009

On-line Doctor

a drug dealer, legal, illegal, or both, that uses the internet or chat rooms to make his/her deals. this is different from a sidewalk pharmaceutical distributor who works on the corner.

My on-line doctor recommended some little blue pills tonight, but i brought Mary Jane instead.

by Frank Cuzzocrea April 13, 2006

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

doctorate in funk

To be drunk. See also: dr. funk

Possible dissertation topic: the lava lamp

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

Space Docker

A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.

Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

by Copernicus November 23, 2004

pussy doctor

Is a gynecologist

Sue: what's wrong Jane?

Jane: IDK, My cooch itches big time...

Sue: You better go see the pussy doctor.

by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013