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bottle shock

the act of shoving a shampoo bottle up your partners anus while having intercourse and squeezing it once inserted.
"OMG, I was totally farting bubbles all day after my boyfriend bottle shocked me."
by Head and Shoulders March 18, 2009
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fart bottle

When a person farts, then uses a bottle-like container to suck up the fart and seal it for a later use. Usually to unleash the stench into somebody's face.
"Dude, I've been saving this fart bottle for 3 hours now, waiting for David"
by The Mink August 10, 2006
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mind bottling

When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle.
Watch Blades of Glory... Will Farrell, "Wow, mind bottling isn't it?"
by Niko M. December 24, 2008
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pee bottle

A Bottle of Pee. Any kind of bottle , you may pee in.
Usually made to be drank by another for prank or thrown as a bomb.
Anthony: Pisses in the bottle
Anthony: Asks a friend if he wants orange juice.
Friend: Yes.
Friend: drinks the orange juice.

The Pee bottle was filled with guzzling Yellow Unhealthy Jizz.
by Andy Phouphayry November 28, 2005
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bottling water

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.
I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!
by ThePuddin January 11, 2009
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99 Bottles

(1) Derived from the 14th Century English song, "Ten Green Bottles," the song "99 Bottles of Beer" is believed to be of American origin, and is typically sung by school children on long trips, as it has a very repetitive format that is easy to memorize and can take a very long time to sing. The lyrics start "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall..." With each verse subtracting a bottle until the grand finally of "no more bottles of beer on the wall" is reached.

(2) 99 Bottles is the best beer store in Washington State, according to the King 5 Evening Magazine 2009 Viewer Poll. 99 Bottles carries over 1,000 brews (ale, lager, hard cider, mead) from 50 countries. The store is located in Federal Way, Washington at Crossings Center, just 2 blocks off I-5 Exit 142B. The store is named in honor of the song.
Examples:

(1) 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall...

(2) Upon entering 99 Bottles, I realized I had just entered beer nirvana!
by meliabedelia February 10, 2010
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bottle black

noun. Used to refer to a person with unnaturally black hair. The name comes from the fact that they dye their hair, presumably with something that came from a bottle.

Can also be used in a derogatory manner.

The opposite of bottle blonde.
Girl 1: Look at her roots! She's a total bottle black.
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