blowjob 

a really fun adult time activity

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder

blowjob by cupcaken August 11, 2022

Blowjob 

When the laptop on your crotch blows warm air and takes you to a sexual heaven that your single ass has never experienced before

Neha: Why doncha place the laptop on the desk like everyone else
Manoj: cus I'm getting a blowjob

Blowjob by Kameez mein kameez November 18, 2022

blowjob 

"when someone blows your pipes"
on April 24th John and Jane were in the shower the water starting to get whiter saltier and John was gone! he was on the roof near pipes with pants off putting his semen into the shower so horny Jane can fall on the floor of the shower 3 years past the house is sold to a gay couple Timmy and Jamie they also went to the bath in the bubble bath Jamie saw Timmys cock reflecting.Jamie put his face near and the cock came out and sprayed with cum what fun fun!.Next day the house was sold the bathtub had penis eating gay rats then 2 siblings fucked in the bathtub the parents joined in the grandpa licked his lips as he saw his naked gaychildren masturbating in the masturbation challenge at 3am grandpa Henry railed the whole family and raped the 2 females and molested the 1 male the end.The fucking family was buried in the cummed bathtub with zachacrys penis cut off THE END.

"wanna have blowjob?"
"yes daddy"

blowjob by ragnarökgays January 12, 2023

Blowjob 

Is when you blow on a other gender private parts

Yo That dudes blowjob felt so good

Blowjob by sexxyopussom September 20, 2023

Blowjob 

Ok ud, so I am a bisexual female and I personally think men are way more sexually entitled than women. Men because of outdated gender norms think we are obligated to suck their dicks without satisfying us in return. I personally don’t find blowjobs to be fun or pleasant, but you do you bestie!

Blowjob

Blowjob by Purpstar615 December 28, 2023

blowjob 

In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.

When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.

blowjob by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025

Blowjob

We all, ALL know why you are hear either your a confused pre teen or teen who heard the word and asked urban dictionary or your horny

Btw it’s a painting term

Maggie used the blowjob painting techniques

Blowjob by Lach.exe February 15, 2026